What movies have not aged well?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Moonraker

How can someone determine if their partner is in another romantic relationship, particularly if they do not live together?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Diamonds Are Forever

What is better, 4 more years of Trump with the media trying to hurt him, or 8 years of DeSantis with the media licking booty, or 4 to 8 years of RFK with the media hating on him all the time? (Biden is not an option, he can't win)

-”Ah so!”

Octopussy

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

My waist finally looks like how it did before I had kids but I didn’t lose weight. Why am I still 15 lbs from my starting weight?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

From Russia With Love

-All the bad guys are black.

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Goldfinger

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why do flat Earthers exist? Why can’t I see the Sun at night? Is it because Earth is not flat?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Dr No

A View to a Kill

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

How can a man clean his Soul?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

You Only Live Twice

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.